Next step? background check and paperwork!!!

Ohh mannn... so as if tax reason wasnt enough, I'm in the middle of pre-employment paperwork. I released all this info about me so they could perform a background check on me. One day, my boss comes up to me, and tells me that she had a pretty tough time having a conversation with my "background checker"... they were convinced I didnt have a job right now. eeek... next week I need to go get a drug test... good times... who knows what picking payment plans and benefits will be like... oohhh maannn... more to come on this!